Thursday, April 14, 2011

The New Golden Girl

You know you are pregnant when...

You can't remember the simplest of things



Your priorities for clothes shopping are: Comfort first, then fashion


You can't remember if you took your pills this morning, and there's a lot of them


You are eating food that looks disgusting. But you eat it because it's good for you.



You are very good friends with your health care professional, because you go visit that often


You grunt when you bend over to pick something up... and it takes you ten years


Random people are helping you with the simplest of tasks



You complain about your back aching on a daily basis


You are always putting your feet up


You can't get up from a sitting position unless there is something nearby to help you up  (remember this commercial?)


You are buying special pillows for comfort


You are buying special foot mats for comfort


You digestive track is... well... more sensitive


The girls are lookin different


Hey, if these ladies can rock it, so can I

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